{"product_id":"funny-welcome-mat","title":"Funny Welcome Mat","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGive Guests a Laugh\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAn ordinary doorway can feel a little too serious. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Funny Welcome Mat features a relaxed frog in a rocking chair with the bold phrase “Hippity Hoppity, Get Off My Property.” \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt turns your entrance into a conversation starter before anyone even knocks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0939\/8154\/0715\/files\/ChatGPTImageAug26_2026_09_04_09AM.png?v=1787709961\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft Feel Steady Placement\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from durable, soft polyester, the mat feels comfortable underfoot while adding personality to your space. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe non-slip backing helps keep it stable during everyday use. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIts quick-drying material makes regular cleaning simple.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0939\/8154\/0715\/files\/ChatGPTImageAug26_2026_09_04_19AM.png?v=1787709960\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA Gift With Boundaries\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlace it in an entryway, kitchen, porch, patio, or garden area for an instant dose of humor. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in two sizes, it works with both compact and wider doorways. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt also makes a memorable gift for homebodies, frog enthusiasts, and anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0939\/8154\/0715\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Aug_26_2026_09_07_36_AM.png?v=1787710070\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lumani","offers":[{"title":"Medium 50 × 80 cm (19\" × 31\")","offer_id":53768361214315,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large 60 x 90 cm (23\" x 35\")","offer_id":53768361247083,"sku":null,"price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0939\/8154\/0715\/files\/ChatGPTImageAug26_2026_09_02_56AM.png?v=1787709960","url":"https:\/\/lumani-home.com\/products\/funny-welcome-mat","provider":"Lumani-home","version":"1.0","type":"link"}