"No Drinking Until After 5" Round Wall Clock
- Every number is a 5
- Silent, non-ticking movement
- Two sizes for bar or kitchen
A clock with a sense of humor
A plain wall clock is functional but forgettable.
This one turns every hour into 5 o'clock, with a bold "No Drinking Until After 5" face that gets a laugh from everyone who reads it.
It is the kind of piece that starts conversations the moment guests walk in.
Funny to look at, easy to live with
Novelty decor often looks cheap or annoys you with constant ticking.
This clock runs on a silent, non-ticking movement with clean aluminum hands, so it keeps the joke going without the noise.
The big bold numbers stay easy to read from across the room.
The gift that always lands
It fits right into a home bar, kitchen, man cave, patio, or game room.
Grab the 10 inch for a smaller wall or the 12 inch for a bolder statement.
Whether for your own space or a gift for the friend who loves a good drink and a good laugh, this clock delivers.
Free shipping
All shipments are sent free of charge, insured and with track & trace via well-known and reliable shipping companies within the United States, such as UPS.
30 Day returns
Not quite the right fit for your space? Return it within 30 days, no questions asked.
Secure payments
We offer a range of secure and convenient payment methods to make your shopping experience seamless. Here’s what we currently accept:
- Credit or Debit Cards: We welcome all major credit and debit cards, including Visa, Mastercard, and American Express.
- Mobile Payment Services: You can also use Apple Pay, Shop Pay, Google Pay, Amazon Pay & Paypal for a quick and easy checkout.
- Gift Cards or Store Credit: Have a gift card or store credit from us? You can use it towards your purchase.
Styled By You
Designed by us. Defined by our community.
Questions? We got answers.
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Materials
- Printed clock face with a black frame
- Silent quartz movement with aluminum hands
Size
- 10 in (25 cm) round
- 12 in (30 cm) round
Care
- Wipe with a soft, dry cloth
- Runs on 1 AA battery (not included)
- Keep indoors and away from moisture
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Yes. Every hour on the face is a 5, so reading the exact time is part of the gag. The movement itself keeps accurate time.
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No. It uses a silent, non-ticking movement, so it stays quiet in any room.
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Yes. It runs on one AA battery, which is not included.
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We offer a full 30-day return and refund guarantee, so if you are not happy for any reason, we will make it right without any hassle.
Orders in the United States are always shipped for free and insured with track & trace
At Lumani Home, you can shop with peace of mind thanks to our 30-day return policy. Simply return your items within 30 days.
At Lumani Home you can securely and conveniently pay for your order using Credit Card, Google Pay, Apple Pay, Shop Pay, Amazon Pay & Paypal